#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

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