R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard
the Millennium Falcon.
Chewbacca:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO:
He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo:
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO:
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo:
That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out
of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known
to do that.
Chewbacca:
Grrf.
C-3PO:
I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2:
let the Wookiee win.
BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.

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OCCIDENT, n. The part of the world lying west (or east) of the
Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of
the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating,
which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are
the principal industries of the Orient.