It had been in a pocket diary, and the names of the faraway places written
on it were like magic -- Africa, Australia, China, Equator, Printed in Hong
Kong, Iceland...
(Wings)
One learns to itch where one can scratch.
-- Ernest Bramah
The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in
religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it
for a god).
(Small Gods)
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F09
BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to
contemplate in your adversity.