OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as
the advance of an army against its enemy.
"Were the enemy's tactics offensive?" the king asked. "I should
say so!" replied the unsuccessful general. "The blackguard wouldn't
come out of his works!"

Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave (1948)
Simony's eyes gleamed with the gleam of a man who had seen the
future and found it covered with armour plating.
(Small Gods)
6 million housewives
Can't be wrong
Who keep
Their husbands
Right along in
Burma-Shave (1955)
Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in
my room!

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