#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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[Soybomb] On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a vanity plate that read: LINUX OS
[Soybomb] I really wished for a truck with a WINDOWS plate to ram it...sadly, no.
[Druuna] unfortunately, you'd probably crash before hitting it...
-- http://www.bash.org/?148121

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