#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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[Spektor] A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.
[Spektor] Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, 'Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen.'
[MikeYb0y] Not another life story Spektor!
-- http://www.bash.org/?158246

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