#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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[Blabbering...]

'...what sort of service are we supposed to provide...
are we supposed to clean his a$$ or are we supposed to
provide a towel for him... that's the question...'

-- Me to one of the TS staff...

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