#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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[Legendre] I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.
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