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FUCK: couldn't find kmalloc()

hi there
i had about 6 crashes on different machines running redhat. they're
located at several different locations. i don't know what it is but
after a while working without any trouble they suddenly die:

- first it seems some commands are corrupted (ls or mount returns
'segmentation fault')
- when i try to reboot the machine abords with a message: 'FUCK:
couldn't find kmalloc()' - or similar

-- One user in Linux Mailing list

(Hahaha... you know what happened here... HE HAS BEEN HACKED...)

Hahaha..

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system
crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by
UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
(from David Vicker's .plan)

Jumper Caution.

Do not use the "CS" cable select
position. That is an ill-conceived bodge (a fine Brit contribution to
the language) that frequently does not work.

--
Bob McClure, Jr. Bobcat Open Systems, Inc.
robertmcclure@earthlink.net http://www.cumbytel.com/~bobcatos/

Matrix Goof Up

Small fuck up in The Matrix. Look closely and you will notice that the two
images of Neo in Morpheus's shades do not match. For those of you interested
in checking it out personally, the scene starts at 00:29:30 in the movie and
lasts till 00:29:36. Looks like the CGI technician was sleeping when this
happened. :)

Source: Sumit Dahr's Website

A perfect answer - REDHAT

On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 04:28:25PM +0100, Sven Anderson wrote:
> Hi.
> What do I type to get a list of available commands in linux?

In bash, at the prompt, press tab twice, then answer the question
as instructed. have fun. :-)

Try this in your linux box.

#!/usr/bin/perl
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/porn!/;while($i+=.2){%q=();select('','','',.01);for(-1,1
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$c);@y=(20*$s,7-6*$c,6-2*$c);$d=1/sqrt(($y[1]-$x[1])**2+(
$y[0]-$x[0])**2);for($j=0;$j<=1;$j+=$d){for(0..2){$p[$_]=
int($x[$_]+($y[$_]-$x[$_])*$j)}for$a(-$p[2]..$p[2]){for(-
$p[2]/2..$p[2]/2){$q{(40+$p[0]+$a)+(11+$p[1]+$_)*79}++if(
($a**2+($_*2)**2)<$p[2])}}}}for(sort(keys%q)){$f=$_%79;$u
=int($_/79);print$_-$g!=1?"\33[$u;${f}H":"",substr($H,$_%
8,1);++$l{$_};$g=$_}for(keys%l){if($l{$_}){--$l{$_}}else{
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