Insulting a person's intelligence:

	You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	You posses an intellect rivalled only by garden tools...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	I can see that you are flirting with intelligence but getting the cold
	shoulder in return...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	I refuse to enter a battle of wits with you - it's against my morals
	to attack an unarmed person...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	I'd call you a pea brain, but you really don't deserve the
	compliment...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	He got in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	Yet another idiot suffering from diarrhoea of the mouth and
	constipation of the ideas...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	...and YOU have the IQ of a cornflake...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
	view...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	Hmm, looks like someone forgot to pay their brain bill...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	Does your head whistle in a cross wind?
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	You're a prime candidate for natural deselection...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	So, a thought crossed your mind did it? Must have been a long and
	lonely journey...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	I'll try being nicer if you try being smart...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	All foam, no beer...
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Insulting a person's intelligence:

	She's a few french fries short of a Happy Meal...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Do you know what would make you look really good? DISTANCE!
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Every person has the right to be ugly, but you're abusing the
	privilege...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	He's so fat, it's easier to jump over him than go around...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	You certainly fell out of the ugly tree, and it looks like you hit
	every branch on the way down...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	That's what they mean by dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're
	handsome...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Don't you need a licence to be that ugly?
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	She's so ugly, she could eat a watermelon through a picket fence...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	He's so fat, even his car's got stretch marks...
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Some people say you're two faced, but I disagree. If you had two faces,
	why would you wear that one?
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	You have very striking features. How often exactly have you been
	struck?
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	She's so fat, when she gets into an elevator, it HAS to go down!
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Have you been chasing parked cars?
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Insulting a person's appearance:

	Ever wondered why people call you PTANG? That's the sound of the shovel
	as it hit your face...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	I'm sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Being a bitch gives me more satisfaction than you do honey...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	How about never? Is never good for you?
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Q: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
	A: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Q: Is this seat empty?
	A: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down...
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Q: So do you want to come back to my place?
	A: I don't know, will two people fit under a rock?
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Insulting the opposite sex:

	Q: Your place or mine?
	A: Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	Now I know why some animals eat their young...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	People like you don't grow on trees. They swing from them...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	Sorry, I was just trying to imagine you with a personality...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
	subject...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	And which dwarf are you?
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with some Prozac
	and a polo mallet...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	There's a bus leaving in 10 minutes. Be under it...
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Insults for obnoxious people:

	If I throw a stick, will you leave?
