#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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[Blabbering...] '...what sort of service are we supposed to provide... are we supposed to clean his a$$ or are we supposed to provide a towel for him... that's the question...' -- Me to one of the TS staff...	[Quotes] [Your user agent does not support frames or is currently configured not to display frames.]
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